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The last thing the world needs is more t-shirts. It's true.
So all of our shirts are printed on pre-existing garments: secondhand, pre-loved, vintage, thrifted, upcycled, whatever you want to call them. This means that we're giving these items a chance at a second life while outfitting you with ultra-fly,

UNIQUE, ONE OF A KIND THREADS.

No two items are ever the same, due to my radical "free registration" approach to printing and the regular addition of hand-painted details and bedazzling. I select quality, interesting garments to print on and often have the joy of defiling j.jill, eileen fisher, madewell and other 'upscale ' labels.

Be sure to read the item description completely, each garment is sold as is.

To order multiple shirts and combine shipping, contact j.swank@angrytooth.com. Custom orders with custom art will be considered. If you don't see the size/color combination you're looking for, I can probably get it for you (might add another week to ship and a custom order charge)- direct all questions to j.swank@angrytooth.com.

Odds & Ends

Trouble Pie No.1

$18

Don't mess with this juiced slice of flake pastry

shirt size: w's small
shirt material: light grey cotton
you should also know: 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted crosshatch in copper, gold, white and red.

Toothriver 1

$15

RIVER OF TEETH! Beware! Totally. 1-color silkscreen in white ink

shirt size: w's small
shirt material: semi-sheer poly blend in rust you should also know: 1-color silkscreen in white ink 1-color silkscreen in white ink 1-color silkscreen in white ink 1-color silkscreen in white ink

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LiverDie Series 1

Doris the 1st

$25

She wants to Eat your Liver to Honor your Death

shirt size: w's large
shirt material: 'Autumn Silks' white 100% silk v-neck T/ undershirt, a bit stiff with age
you should also know: 4-color silkscreen with hand-painted golden bikini, sunglasses and teeth.

Doris the 2nd

$22

She wants to Eat your Liver to Honor your Death

shirt size: xsmall/ch4-6
shirt material: broken-in cotton/poly blend 'Faded Glory' army/sage-colored short-sleeve T
you should also know: 4-color silkscreen with hand-painted golden bikini, sunglasses and teeth. Shirt is pilly and perfectly broken in.

Doris the 3rd

$25

She wants to Eat your Liver to Honor your Death

shirt size: w's small/petite
shirt material: "stretch" 'j.jill' rayon/lycra-blend tank in charcoal
you should also know: 5-color silkscreen with hand-painted golden bikini, sunglasses and teeth.

Doris the 4th

$25

She wants to Eat your Liver to Honor your Death

shirt size: m's small
shirt material: brown 100% cotton American Apparel v-neck
you should also know: 5-color silkscreen with hand-painted golden bikini, sunglasses and teeth.

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Toothsome Series 1

Blingtooth 1

$18

Yum yum yum in my tummy tum tum! ...cuz that's not creepy.

shirt size: m's small
shirt material: brilliantly tie-dyed 100% cotton undershirt
you should also know: 1 gigantic 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted tooth teeth.

Goldtooth 1

$22

grill grill grill

shirt size: m's XL
shirt material: bright buttery yellow 100% cotton T
you should also know: 1 gigantic 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted tooth teeth.

Blingtooth 2

$18

Yum yum yum in my tummy tum tum! ...still creepy.

shirt size: w's xs/tp
shirt material: light grey 'lucy' "lucytech" poly/spandex T
you should also know: 1 gigantic 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted tooth teeth.

Blingtooth 3

$18

Yum yum yum in my tummy tum tum! ...soooooo creepy.

shirt size: w's "one size fits most" (medium-ish)
shirt material: metallic light and dark bronze horizontal microstripe 'Michael Stars' "100% American" cotton/nylon-blend T
you should also know: 1 gigantic 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted tooth teeth.

Blingtooth 4

$18

Yum yum yum in my tummy tum tum! ...I'm just a creep.

shirt size: w's small
shirt material: broke-in taupe cotton/spandex-blend Mossimo T
you should also know: 1 gigantic 1-color silkscreen with hand-painted tooth teeth.

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